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Saturday 11 January 2014
Sunday 18 March 2012
शेव
ग्राहक - हेयरकट के कितने पैसे लगेंगे ?
दुकानदार - तीस रूपए .
ग्राहक - और शेव के ?
दुकानदार - दस रूपए .
ग्राहक - ठीक है मेरे सिर की शेव बना दो .
Thursday 22 December 2011
Layers
there are four layers,
in the atmosphere
first is the troposphere
heaviest layer
lowest layer!
second is the stratosphere
here is the ozone layer
aircraft fly here
third is the ionosphere
radio and t.v. signals are beamed here
signals come back to earth from here
fourth is the exosphere
thinnest air
is here
uppermost layer
space starts from here
EVERY CHILD READS IN FIFTH CLASS
THE LAYERS OF ATMOSPHERE
in the atmosphere
first is the troposphere
heaviest layer
lowest layer!
second is the stratosphere
here is the ozone layer
aircraft fly here
third is the ionosphere
radio and t.v. signals are beamed here
signals come back to earth from here
fourth is the exosphere
thinnest air
is here
uppermost layer
space starts from here
EVERY CHILD READS IN FIFTH CLASS
THE LAYERS OF ATMOSPHERE
Monday 5 December 2011
अंतर
संता - यार मंदिर के बाहर जूते रखने में और मिस्ड कॉल देने में क्या फ़र्क है ?
बंता - बस ये डर रहता है कि कोई उठा न ले
बंता - बस ये डर रहता है कि कोई उठा न ले
Saturday 6 August 2011
INTERESTING FACTS..!
If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit , why whales are fat?
Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
In our country , we have freedom for speech , then why telephone bills?
If money does not grow as trees , then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
Why does not glue stick to its bottle?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?
Why do you still call it a building when its already built?
If it is true that we are here to help others , for what others here for?
If you are not suppose to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
WE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE LIVING IN A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WORLD......:)
Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?
In our country , we have freedom for speech , then why telephone bills?
If money does not grow as trees , then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza comes in a square box?
Why does not glue stick to its bottle?
Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?
Why do you still call it a building when its already built?
If it is true that we are here to help others , for what others here for?
If you are not suppose to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?
WE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE LIVING IN A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WORLD......:)
Sunday 24 July 2011
Thursday 21 July 2011
life is so simple....
Every tear is a sign of...
Cutting Onions...:-)
Every Silence is a sign of...
Zero balance :-)
Every smile is a sign of...
Daily brushing :)
life is so simple Don't make it complex with difficult explanations :-)
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