Saturday 11 January 2014

स्कूल बैग

एक घर में रात को चोर घुस गया . उस घर में सो रहे बच्चे ने चोर को देख लिया . वो चोर के पास गया और बोला - चुपचाप मेरा स्कूल बैग ले जा वरना मम्मी पापा को जगा दूंगा . 

Sunday 18 March 2012

शेव

ग्राहक - हेयरकट के कितने पैसे लगेंगे ?
दुकानदार - तीस रूपए .
ग्राहक - और शेव के ?
दुकानदार - दस रूपए .
ग्राहक - ठीक है मेरे सिर की शेव बना दो .

Thursday 22 December 2011

Layers

there are four layers,
      in the atmosphere
first is the troposphere
      heaviest layer
      lowest layer!
second is the stratosphere
    here is the ozone layer
        aircraft fly here
third is the ionosphere
radio and t.v. signals are beamed here
signals come back to earth from here
fourth is the exosphere
    thinnest air
     is here
    uppermost layer
  space starts from here

EVERY CHILD READS IN FIFTH CLASS
THE LAYERS OF ATMOSPHERE

Monday 5 December 2011

अंतर

संता - यार मंदिर के बाहर जूते रखने में और मिस्ड कॉल देने में क्या फ़र्क है ?
बंता - बस ये डर रहता है कि कोई उठा न ले 

Saturday 6 August 2011

INTERESTING FACTS..!

If swimming is a good exercise to stay fit , why whales are fat?

Why is that everyone wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die?

In our country , we have freedom for speech , then why telephone bills?

If money does not grow as trees , then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza comes in a square box?

Why does not glue stick to its bottle?

Shall I say that there is racial discrimination in chess as white piece is moved first?

Why do you still call it a building when its already built?

If it is true that we are here to help others , for what others here for?

If you are not suppose to drink and drive then why do bars have parking lots?

WE ARE FUNNY PEOPLE LIVING IN A SERIOUSLY FUNNY WORLD......:)


Thursday 21 July 2011

life is so simple....


Every tear is a sign of...
Cutting Onions...:-)

Every Silence is a sign of...
Zero balance :-)

Every smile is a sign of...
Daily brushing :)

life is so simple Don't make it complex with difficult explanations :-)